Written by: Kimberly Bowman
I’m a social media freak. I’ll admit! I spend way too much time on Facebook, too many minutes are wasted tweeting, and I’m probably destroying my vision with how long I stare at pictures and videos on Instagram. But do you blame me? Over the years, social media has become one of the greatest things to man kind. It has evolved from a mere way of keeping up with family, and staying in touch with friends, to a way to meet people and date, useful business promotion, a means of bullying, an international discussion board on any topic, and most importantly sheer entertainment!
I can’t tell you how many Friday and Saturday nights I have spent at home, on Facebook just getting a kick out of the random things that people say and do! It’s ridiculous! So as a way to show you guys, just how addictive and random social media can be, I’ve gathered some of the funniest, dumbest, awkward, ignorant, controversial, random, disgusting tweets, statuses, etc. that I can find to share with you and hopefully give you a good laugh! Grab your popcorn!
Back then African Americans wer deprived of knowledge, Now Niggas just stupid.
A nigga is sick up… Ever vomit so hard that it splash up from the toilet back in ur face??? No??? Just me??? Ok…
Always remember dat A ONE NITE OF PASSION COULD LEAD TO A LIFETIME OF NIGHTMARES
#PIMP CODE 101:CHOOSE UR HOES WISELY!!!!!
SHIT SO REAL A NIGGA CANT EVEN BYE A BAG OF PUSSY EDSU # WERE THERE DO DAT AT
If any of my friends on here that stay in GeorgeTown Apartments West Ashley please go outside right now and record the fight cause the girls is about to bam!!!! Thanks and I need yall to make sure to get everything!
I RATHER BE A SLAVE IN HEAVEN THAN THE MOST COMFORTABLE DUDE IN HELL.*
WHOEVER CALL DSS AND TOLD THEM I USE MY EBT TO SELL FOOD OR GIVE IT TO THE HOMELESS FUCK YOU AND THE GROUND YOU WALK ON!! I DO NOT AND WILL NOT USE MY EBT CARD FOR MY NONPROFIT ORGANIZATION!!! I GET FOOD ITEMS DONATED EVERYDAY FROM INDIVIDUALS AND BUSINESSES EVERYDAY!! OH AND IDENTITY WILL HAVE TO BE REVEALED WHEN THE INVESTIGATOR COMES TO SEE THE AWESOME WORK OF GOD I DO FOR MY COMMUNITY!!
Would it be racist if a White person said “12 Years A Slave” Was a Good movie?
“I would eat healthy, but remember that one time Adam & Eve ate an apple in the garden of Eden and doomed all of humanity……..so better idk better not risk it”
I HATE FUSSING WIT A BITCH CAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO FUSS LOL RS ILL JUST BEAT A BITCH ASS (CDV) !!!!!!!!!!
Please, Understand you ain’t got NO friends! Here is why: Go broke and see what happen! Lose your house and see what happen! Lose your car and need a ride some where and see what happen! Get sick and can’t see about yourself & see what happen! Lose your job and need to borrow some money and watch what happen! Let your lights, water,& gas get turned off and watch what happen!!!! The ONLY friend you have is Jesus! Because if you put all your trust in people, THEY WILL FAIL YOU EVERYTIME!!!
I forgot to wear underware
DIS BITCH GON GET MAD N #FeelSomTypeOfWay BOUT A #OneNightStand TALKIN BOUT REALLY #KenYouJusGonFuckAndLeave SMH #DuhhHoe U MUST 4GOT → #EazyCum #EazyGoes ← #iSweeaaa
when ugly people post pictures i be like, “why would you do that? huh? wtf did I do to you? now ima go blind and shit…”
These Girls Be All Over A Nigga Whose Out Here, Puttin His Freedom On The Line, Sellin Dope, & Gettin That Quick Money But As Soon As He Tries To Better His Self By Gettin A Regular 9-5, Hoes Wana Jump Ship Cause The $$ Ain’t Comin In Fast Enough No More. Some Bitches Really Ain’t SH*T!! I See What Y’all Mean.
My coworker girlfriend just found out he had a 7 year old baby and they been together 9 years. He mess around and propose to her and she said yes. #dumbbitch
If tha pussy got a afro like Trinidad James ine bite’n bitch u better get a haircut or something nair that pussy…
THEY JUST PISS ME OFF AT THE DOCTOR…..YALL CAN HAVE THIS SHIT FIRST AND LAST I SWEAR…BIRTH CONTROL WILL BE MY NEW BESTFRIEND!!
GM FBF UP EARLY GETTIN READY FOR MY DOCTOR APPT THEN RUNNING SOME ARRON I WONDER WHO’S TAKING ME TO LUNCH TODAY CAUSE I TIRED OF SPENDING MY MONEY…I KNW MY DADDY WILL WHEN HE GET OFF!!!
If this lil’ kid don’t start jumpin’ up & down singing twinkle twinkle lil’ star droppin’ muffin crumbs on my shits I’ma rock bottom his ass…..
I Wonder How Dikes Look When Dey In Da Line At Wal-Mart Buying Tampons….#ImJustBeingHonest
I’m soo high I need help.
Show me a drake song with better storytelling than “Brenda’s got a baby”?
Now wha you UGLY hoes , gone do without instagram ?
My mom just said ” the only thing you care about is food” welll duh I need that to survive
Just kill yourself, you die, right now, bitch die!
When you alone do you fart like loud like a boy do — No lmfao
My blood type is Mac book Pro and free wifi
Word around town is… I aint got no bitches? That’s a damn lie nigga my nuts is my witness
I’m never nice to porn actors. Must be the end of the world or something
I got blocked by two people today, I’d say it was quite a successful day for me
@ThinknMoney_365: I hoe telling me she pregnant … Im invite her over and we gon play fight 😒😈” murderer 😂
Why periods? Why can’t mother nature just text her and be like “waddup girl. You ain’t pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month”
Alot of people don’t like Justin Bieber but gotta give credit where its due, dude is talented af
Im getting tired if people asking me am i a catfish .. Muthafucka ill leave you by a catfish , quit playing with me 😡
I did it just to try and that pretty gal with her mouth dropped open did it for me.lol
White girls be freaky as fuck
The laws of physics says the U.S. government attacked America in 2001.
That moment when you think you see a cute cat to find out that it was a skunk @Susky_Probz
When you google me my myspace comes up , my old facebook comes up and the 1 i barley go on now & my criminal record 😂 SUCK A FISH DICC HOE
I actually want to thank the idiot that came up with the Duckface™, they’ve made me find smiling girls FAR more attractive
Instagram video exposed a lot of these pretty hoes. Cute face with a voice like Rick Ross.
I read a book once… Captain underpants I believe it was